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Announcing: the Unconventional Courtship Random Pairing Generator!

We all know it can be a terrible nuisance to spend hours ploughing through Mills and Boon's website, or even the helpfully-collated list of prompts, muttering "What was she thinking?" or "Is he mad or just plain daft?". Now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can let your computer take the strain, and have the dream prompt in seconds.

Just click here for prompts into which sophisticated algorithms have automatically substituted the perfect* pairing! Marvel as characters from nine fandoms fall prey to stirring passion and forbidden love!

*: Perfection not guaranteed. Consumption of beverages during prompt generation not recommended. Void() where prohibited by JavaScript.

Do please comment if you've got suggestions for more fandoms, or want to share your favourite generated prompt(s).

69) A FRENCH DOCTOR AT ABBEYFIELDS by LAURA MACDONALD
Mills & Boon Medical Romance
A country affair
When Dr Jo Grant arrives in Abbeyfields she has no intention of leaving her Parisian lifestyle behind. But the welcome she finds from the villagers and their appreciation of her much needed skills, not to mention the growing affection she has for her local GP Dalek Sec and his two adorable young children, creates a bond that she just can’t ignore…
Jo is drawn to life in the charming English village, and torn between it and life in Paris. The question is, can Sec get her to admit that she loves him enough to make her want to stay?
106) A Reputation For Revenge- Jennie Lucas
Playing a very dangerous game... G'Kar's heart pounds in his chest as he approaches the imposing penthouse of formidable Russian Prince Sherlock Holmes. He might have agreed to marry him to save his sister, but the icy glitter in Sherlock's unflinching eyes warns that he's not a man to be played with. The final piece of the puzzle has fallen into place and revenge is at Sherlock's fingertips; the champagne's on ice and his new husband waits in the bedroom - victory has never been sweeter. But G'Kar's purity tests the one thing Sherlock never knew he had - honour.
129) The Harlot- Saskia Walker
It is a Dark Era, one when a lusty lass will do what she must to survive. Even if it means bartering flesh for a palmful of coins. . .
Forced to watch her mother burn at the stake, Donna Noble knows the danger of the gift she inherited - a powerful magic that must stay hidden. Until one night when she's accused of witchcraft and Donna finds herself behind prison walls, awaiting certain death with a roguish priest unlike any man of the cloth she has known. In reality, Gene Hunt is as far from holy as the devil himself, but his promise of freedom in return for her services may be her salvation. Locked into a dubious agreement, Donna resents his plan to have her seduce and ruin his lifelong enemy. But toying with Gene's own lust for her is enjoyable, and she agrees to be his pawn while secretly intending to use him just as he is using her. . . .
126) The Outrageous Belle Marchmain- Lucy Ashford
A MARRIAGE MOST INCONVENIENT!
Agreeing to a fake betrothal should suit both society dressmaker Sapphire and landowner Kristine Kochanski fittingly - clearing Sapphire's debts and keeping Kristine's wife-hunters at bay. Even if blue-blooded Sapphire, with her extravagant clothes and razor-sharp tongue, despises the very air that nouveau riche Kristine breathes! If Kristine wants a wife who's agreeable she has her work cut out. Yet when her demanding mouth caresses Sapphire's for the first time ever she's lost for words. Maybe Kristine's found the one way to tame the only woman who's ever stood up to her and make her say, 'I do...'

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Date: 2014-06-02 12:00 am (UTC)
mithen: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mithen
These are just flat-out genius, they are.

98) A Baby for Emily [Zen] – Ginna Gray
Zen’s intimidating, protective sister-in-law was suddenly sticking very close now that Zen was pregnant and alone. Why did he respond so shamelessly to the rough-hewn woman’s tender care, her raw femininity? He almost felt as if Jenna Stannis was the mother of his child…


HER RAW FEMININITY I WANT THIS FIC.

128) Unmasking Miss Lacey- Isabelle Goddard
STAND AND DELIVER! Incorrigible Greg Lestrade, Earl of Frensham, with a scandal at his heels, is taking an enforced sojourn in the country. He hardly expects to confront a highwaywoman in this quiet retreat. Or to discover, when he lays hands on the villain, a form that is undeniably male... Should he unmask the daring Sherlock Holmes and hand him over to the law? Or follow his rakish instincts to take the law and that temptingly tall form into his own hands?


"Good god! This is no regular highwaywoman!"

133) Ritual of the Red Chair -Portia Da Costa
'It's a beautiful chair. All gleaming and evocative and wicked looking; an object of desire, more than just a piece of furniture. I shouldn't have bought it. Yet when I saw the chair, I saw G'Kar in it. I could just imagine him lounging against the leather, enthroned like a sex god and ready to dispense retribution, just like one of those vintage disciplinary gentlemen in the Blue Book….' G'Kar and Londo Mollari have been exploring their wicked fantasies of dominance and discipline after finding a book of vintage BDSM photos. When they see a red chair at an antique shop that would make a perfect prop for their sexy scenarios, Londo can't resist splurging on it — giving G'Kar another reason to punish him. But his punishment is just the beginning of the erotic rituals featuring the Red Chair…


All right, this one is...disturbingly interesting. o_o

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Date: 2014-06-03 01:00 pm (UTC)
mithen: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mithen
I LOVE the idea of a world where highway robbery is considered a uniquely feminine trait. How perfect...

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Date: 2014-06-02 06:45 am (UTC)
lost_spook: (dw - brig/liz)
From: [personal profile] lost_spook
I nearly ignored the no drinking warning. I should have known better, but I thought I'd finished laughing for a space...

Here's a few more I got:

110) The Fallen Greek Bride- Jane Porter
Infamous Rose Tyler has graced the tabloids as America's Sweetheart for years. Until scandalous family allegations change the headlines overnight to Socialite in Disgrace! Her reputation in tatters, and holding onto the last shreds of her pride, Rose seeks her estranged wife's help, knowing that to convince merciless Servalan she will have to get down on her knees and beg... At first Rose was merely the Greek's trophy bride, but their explosive passion shocked them both - leaving Rose now with only one weapon left to negotiate with: her body.


73) Society Page Seduction – Maureen Child
Millionaire Arnold Rimmer's groom to be left him standing at the altar and wedding planner Dalek Sec was dumbfounded when he was asked to fill in. Be Arnold’s groom. For a year. What better way to escape his situation than by marrying a gorgeous, powerful stranger?


(Rimmer never has any luck. Even when he's a millionaire, apparently.)



141) Steamed Up - Elizabeth Darvill
In a world of steam runners, demons and soul stealers, seduction is her greatest weapon.... Half-succubus Nyssa of Traken has found her perfect match with Tegan Jovanka, the woman with the other half of her soul. She gives her love and the erotic pleasure she needs to survive, though they also enjoy ménages with her frequent paramour, Londo Mollari. But when her friend betrays them, Nyssa may lose everything she holds dear. She’ll do anything — and anyone — to save Tegan, including join forces with a dangerous former lover… .


124) Taken by the Border Rebel- Blythe Gifford
TORMENTED BY HER INNOCENCE
As leader of his clan, Black the Master has earned every dark syllable of his name. But, having taken hostage his enemy's daughter in a fierce act of rebellion, he is tormented by feelings of guilt and torn apart with the growing need to protect him - and seduce him! Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart feels the Master's disdain from the first. Then slowly he starts to see behind his eyes to a man in turmoil. Something he has no words for, something that can only be captured in a heart-wrenching kiss...
The Master Clan — The family who will kneel to no one...

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Date: 2014-06-02 12:49 pm (UTC)
mithen: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mithen
As leader of his clan, Black the Master has earned every dark syllable of his name.

I'll note I got "Black Geordie LaForge" one time, which made me go O_o But "The Master Clan" is pretty sweeeeet.

Also, Londo approves whole-heartedly of Tegan/Londo/Nyssa.

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Date: 2014-06-02 08:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lost_spook
The Master Clan might sometimes come up with a Master Plan, too. :-D

Also, Londo approves whole-heartedly of Tegan/Londo/Nyssa.

Well, yep. (Mind, I really haven't worked out exactly how many people are having sex and with whom in that prompt. Probably best not to...)

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Date: 2016-04-30 08:34 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] roseveare
Did you or anyone ever write Tegan/Nyssa/Londo Mollari? Just out of... academic interest...

Hope you don't mind the query on this old comment.

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Date: 2014-06-06 06:58 pm (UTC)
aralias: (avon and vila bunny ears)
From: [personal profile] aralias
can you put in a quick note that says of the filter 'you must use capital letters', because i sat there for a while saying 'i know tarrant is is in this generator!'

otherwise - it's working well.

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Date: 2014-06-06 07:05 pm (UTC)
aralias: (blake)
From: [personal profile] aralias
wait - there's a problem with this one (extra A before single father).

71) DOUBLE DESTINY by CAROLINE ANDERSON
One decision can change everything… Is there more than one route to happiness?
After the excitement and drama of working in A&E, Del Tarrant is at a crossroads; he’s in need of a change and a little TLC.
Will he accept a new assignment nursing injured, impatient, wealthy Zen?Or should he take the job as a practice nurse in a single father Dr Roj Blake's surgery?

it's brilliant though.

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Date: 2014-06-06 08:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lost_spook
If you're still okay with adding more fandoms, Once Upon A Time could be fun. However, its character list is really complicated and spoilery*, so I have provided a list that is non-spoilery (and each character should be recognisable by that name). And given the nature of the fandom, they'll double up in some cases for pure randomness:

Snow White
David Nolan
Regina Mills
Emma Swan
Rumplestiltskin (and yes, this is the show's spelling of it)
Ruby
Belle
Cora
Aurora
Mulan
Dr Whale
Archie Hopper
Killian Jones
Neal Cassidy
Robin Hood
Zelena
Tinker Bell
Jefferson
Leroy
Peter Pan
Widow Lucas

(If that's too long, you can remove everybody after Robin Hood.)

Thanks! :-)

* It's so complicated and spoilery, I had to wait till I'd finished S3 before I could even make this list for you.
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Date: 2014-06-07 01:13 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ravenskyewalker
I didn't feel like quoting all of the one I just got, but this segment made me say "Oh my!" in George Takei fashion: "P.I. Hikaru Sulu won't let the Cajun superstition stop him from going there. He'll do anything to help sexy Londo Mollari and close this missing person's case, even admit how attracted he is to his client." bwah-hah-hah

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Date: 2014-06-07 11:09 pm (UTC)
aralias: (avon)
From: [personal profile] aralias
this is an interesting one-

Kerr Avon rejected Jenna Stannis’s whirlwind proposal because of her arrogance, her womanising – and her powerful sexuality, which left him trembling.

presumably it has to be dependent on the gender of the person who is being matched with jenna (although i like to imagine lines like 'look jenna, you're a lesbian' 'so?')

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THIS IS THE WINNER ALL OTHER PROMPTS GO HOME

Date: 2016-03-27 08:00 pm (UTC)
tree: liesel from the sound of music; text: rolf gave me syphilis ([else] drowning in bad fanfic)
From: [personal profile] tree
24)TOTAL PACKAGE by Cait London

The night photographer Adric encountered Will Riker atop a windswept cliff-then moved in with him-his immediate masculine response to his masculinity frightened him. But Will was confident enough to show him that loving could be slow, and giving…and often. Trouble was, Will wanted the total package: husband and babies.

HIS IMMEDIATE MASCULINE RESPONSE TO HIS MASCULINITY

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Date: 2017-06-17 03:32 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zaluzianskya
Oh my gosh I love this prompt generator.

Lady Ruby was happy to stay with her cousin, Lady Peridot, but her enjoyment was marred by meeting blunt Dr Sapphire. Then, when Ruby needed her professional help, they couldn’t help falling in love. But Sapphire knew, if Ruby didn’t, that an earl’s daughter was out of her reach.

Amazing.

(I'm a little disappointed I can't use this generator for Carmilla. It would be perfect for this challenge! But LaFontaine uses 'they' pronouns.)

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Date: 2017-06-19 01:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] artemis10002000
I made a custom list for Rogue One and I'm having so much fun with this generator, thank you for creating it!

I really wish I had preserved that one gem where cowboy Bodhi has to replace his cowboy boots for high heels to charm landowner Mon Mothma. Jyn Erso's virility defies anatomy and has her impregnate all the men.

I'm having way too much fun!
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Date: 2017-07-09 03:27 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tidal_race
Fandom suggestion: Leverage?

I made a custom list for the prompt generator and have been laughing my butt off at many of them. :D

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