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unconventionalcourtshipAnnouncing: the Unconventional Courtship Random Pairing Generator!
We all know it can be a terrible nuisance to spend hours ploughing through Mills and Boon's website, or even the helpfully-collated list of prompts, muttering "What was she thinking?" or "Is he mad or just plain daft?". Now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can let your computer take the strain, and have the dream prompt in seconds.
Just click here for prompts into which sophisticated algorithms have automatically substituted the perfect* pairing! Marvel as characters from nine fandoms fall prey to stirring passion and forbidden love!
*: Perfection not guaranteed. Consumption of beverages during prompt generation not recommended. Void() where prohibited by JavaScript.
Do please comment if you've got suggestions for more fandoms, or want to share your favourite generated prompt(s).
69) A FRENCH DOCTOR AT ABBEYFIELDS by LAURA MACDONALD
Mills & Boon Medical Romance
A country affair
When Dr Jo Grant arrives in Abbeyfields she has no intention of leaving her Parisian lifestyle behind. But the welcome she finds from the villagers and their appreciation of her much needed skills, not to mention the growing affection she has for her local GP Dalek Sec and his two adorable young children, creates a bond that she just can’t ignore…
Jo is drawn to life in the charming English village, and torn between it and life in Paris. The question is, can Sec get her to admit that she loves him enough to make her want to stay?
106) A Reputation For Revenge- Jennie Lucas
Playing a very dangerous game... G'Kar's heart pounds in his chest as he approaches the imposing penthouse of formidable Russian Prince Sherlock Holmes. He might have agreed to marry him to save his sister, but the icy glitter in Sherlock's unflinching eyes warns that he's not a man to be played with. The final piece of the puzzle has fallen into place and revenge is at Sherlock's fingertips; the champagne's on ice and his new husband waits in the bedroom - victory has never been sweeter. But G'Kar's purity tests the one thing Sherlock never knew he had - honour.
129) The Harlot- Saskia Walker
It is a Dark Era, one when a lusty lass will do what she must to survive. Even if it means bartering flesh for a palmful of coins. . .
Forced to watch her mother burn at the stake, Donna Noble knows the danger of the gift she inherited - a powerful magic that must stay hidden. Until one night when she's accused of witchcraft and Donna finds herself behind prison walls, awaiting certain death with a roguish priest unlike any man of the cloth she has known. In reality, Gene Hunt is as far from holy as the devil himself, but his promise of freedom in return for her services may be her salvation. Locked into a dubious agreement, Donna resents his plan to have her seduce and ruin his lifelong enemy. But toying with Gene's own lust for her is enjoyable, and she agrees to be his pawn while secretly intending to use him just as he is using her. . . .
126) The Outrageous Belle Marchmain- Lucy Ashford
A MARRIAGE MOST INCONVENIENT!
Agreeing to a fake betrothal should suit both society dressmaker Sapphire and landowner Kristine Kochanski fittingly - clearing Sapphire's debts and keeping Kristine's wife-hunters at bay. Even if blue-blooded Sapphire, with her extravagant clothes and razor-sharp tongue, despises the very air that nouveau riche Kristine breathes! If Kristine wants a wife who's agreeable she has her work cut out. Yet when her demanding mouth caresses Sapphire's for the first time ever she's lost for words. Maybe Kristine's found the one way to tame the only woman who's ever stood up to her and make her say, 'I do...'
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Date: 2014-06-02 06:45 am (UTC)Here's a few more I got:
110) The Fallen Greek Bride- Jane Porter
Infamous Rose Tyler has graced the tabloids as America's Sweetheart for years. Until scandalous family allegations change the headlines overnight to Socialite in Disgrace! Her reputation in tatters, and holding onto the last shreds of her pride, Rose seeks her estranged wife's help, knowing that to convince merciless Servalan she will have to get down on her knees and beg... At first Rose was merely the Greek's trophy bride, but their explosive passion shocked them both - leaving Rose now with only one weapon left to negotiate with: her body.
73) Society Page Seduction – Maureen Child
Millionaire Arnold Rimmer's groom to be left him standing at the altar and wedding planner Dalek Sec was dumbfounded when he was asked to fill in. Be Arnold’s groom. For a year. What better way to escape his situation than by marrying a gorgeous, powerful stranger?
(Rimmer never has any luck. Even when he's a millionaire, apparently.)
141) Steamed Up - Elizabeth Darvill
In a world of steam runners, demons and soul stealers, seduction is her greatest weapon.... Half-succubus Nyssa of Traken has found her perfect match with Tegan Jovanka, the woman with the other half of her soul. She gives her love and the erotic pleasure she needs to survive, though they also enjoy ménages with her frequent paramour, Londo Mollari. But when her friend betrays them, Nyssa may lose everything she holds dear. She’ll do anything — and anyone — to save Tegan, including join forces with a dangerous former lover… .
124) Taken by the Border Rebel- Blythe Gifford
TORMENTED BY HER INNOCENCE
As leader of his clan, Black the Master has earned every dark syllable of his name. But, having taken hostage his enemy's daughter in a fierce act of rebellion, he is tormented by feelings of guilt and torn apart with the growing need to protect him - and seduce him! Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart feels the Master's disdain from the first. Then slowly he starts to see behind his eyes to a man in turmoil. Something he has no words for, something that can only be captured in a heart-wrenching kiss...
The Master Clan — The family who will kneel to no one...
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Date: 2014-06-02 12:49 pm (UTC)I'll note I got "Black Geordie LaForge" one time, which made me go O_o But "The Master Clan" is pretty sweeeeet.
Also, Londo approves whole-heartedly of Tegan/Londo/Nyssa.
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Date: 2014-06-02 07:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-06-03 12:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2014-06-02 08:03 pm (UTC)Also, Londo approves whole-heartedly of Tegan/Londo/Nyssa.
Well, yep. (Mind, I really haven't worked out exactly how many people are having sex and with whom in that prompt. Probably best not to...)
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Date: 2014-06-06 06:48 pm (UTC)also - can we all stop and appreciate the arnold rimmer marrying a dalek becuase there is NO ONE ELSE. oh man. that is priceless.
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Date: 2014-06-06 07:06 pm (UTC)From bad boy to top-notch doc!
Sexy but dangerous! That’s how the residents of Glenmore Island remember Arnold Rimmer. Now he’s back – and although he’s a top-notch surgeon, the twinkle in his eye still promises he’s as rebellious as ever. It’s going to take every ounce of his charm to win over his patients… and his practice nurse Kryten. Kryten is convinced he’s the only boy at school who wasn’t kissed by Arnold Rimmer! Now roguish Arnold has awakened a longing within him that he just can’t ignore!
Arnold never imagined that Glenmore would ever feel like home – but is the rebel being tamed by idyllic island life? With Kryten by his side it seems anything is possible!
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Date: 2014-06-06 08:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2016-04-30 08:34 am (UTC)Hope you don't mind the query on this old comment.
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Date: 2016-04-30 05:53 pm (UTC)