The Unconventional Courtship Random Pairing Generator

[john_amend_all]

Announcing: the Unconventional Courtship Random Pairing Generator!

We all know it can be a terrible nuisance to spend hours ploughing through Mills and Boon's website, or even the helpfully-collated list of prompts, muttering "What was she thinking?" or "Is he mad or just plain daft?". Now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can let your computer take the strain, and have the dream prompt in seconds.

Just click here for prompts into which sophisticated algorithms have automatically substituted the perfect* pairing! Marvel as characters from nine fandoms fall prey to stirring passion and forbidden love!

*: Perfection not guaranteed. Consumption of beverages during prompt generation not recommended. Void() where prohibited by JavaScript.

Do please comment if you've got suggestions for more fandoms, or want to share your favourite generated prompt(s).

69) A FRENCH DOCTOR AT ABBEYFIELDS by LAURA MACDONALD
Mills & Boon Medical Romance
A country affair
When Dr Jo Grant arrives in Abbeyfields she has no intention of leaving her Parisian lifestyle behind. But the welcome she finds from the villagers and their appreciation of her much needed skills, not to mention the growing affection she has for her local GP Dalek Sec and his two adorable young children, creates a bond that she just can’t ignore…
Jo is drawn to life in the charming English village, and torn between it and life in Paris. The question is, can Sec get her to admit that she loves him enough to make her want to stay?

106) A Reputation For Revenge- Jennie Lucas
Playing a very dangerous game... G'Kar's heart pounds in his chest as he approaches the imposing penthouse of formidable Russian Prince Sherlock Holmes. He might have agreed to marry him to save his sister, but the icy glitter in Sherlock's unflinching eyes warns that he's not a man to be played with. The final piece of the puzzle has fallen into place and revenge is at Sherlock's fingertips; the champagne's on ice and his new husband waits in the bedroom - victory has never been sweeter. But G'Kar's purity tests the one thing Sherlock never knew he had - honour.

129) The Harlot- Saskia Walker
It is a Dark Era, one when a lusty lass will do what she must to survive. Even if it means bartering flesh for a palmful of coins. . .
Forced to watch her mother burn at the stake, Donna Noble knows the danger of the gift she inherited - a powerful magic that must stay hidden. Until one night when she's accused of witchcraft and Donna finds herself behind prison walls, awaiting certain death with a roguish priest unlike any man of the cloth she has known. In reality, Gene Hunt is as far from holy as the devil himself, but his promise of freedom in return for her services may be her salvation. Locked into a dubious agreement, Donna resents his plan to have her seduce and ruin his lifelong enemy. But toying with Gene's own lust for her is enjoyable, and she agrees to be his pawn while secretly intending to use him just as he is using her. . . .

126) The Outrageous Belle Marchmain- Lucy Ashford
A MARRIAGE MOST INCONVENIENT!
Agreeing to a fake betrothal should suit both society dressmaker Sapphire and landowner Kristine Kochanski fittingly - clearing Sapphire's debts and keeping Kristine's wife-hunters at bay. Even if blue-blooded Sapphire, with her extravagant clothes and razor-sharp tongue, despises the very air that nouveau riche Kristine breathes! If Kristine wants a wife who's agreeable she has her work cut out. Yet when her demanding mouth caresses Sapphire's for the first time ever she's lost for words. Maybe Kristine's found the one way to tame the only woman who's ever stood up to her and make her say, 'I do...'

Comments

[aralias]

can you put in a quick note that says of the filter 'you must use capital letters', because i sat there for a while saying 'i know tarrant is is in this generator!'

otherwise - it's working well.

[aralias]

wait - there's a problem with this one (extra A before single father).

71) DOUBLE DESTINY by CAROLINE ANDERSON
One decision can change everything… Is there more than one route to happiness?
After the excitement and drama of working in A&E, Del Tarrant is at a crossroads; he’s in need of a change and a little TLC.
Will he accept a new assignment nursing injured, impatient, wealthy Zen?Or should he take the job as a practice nurse in a single father Dr Roj Blake's surgery?

it's brilliant though.

[aralias]

ah - here's another glitch:

84) HERS TO PROTECT by PENNY RICHARDS
More than just one night…
It must have been the heat and sensuality of New Orleans that drove private investigator Data into the arms of hotshot attorney Spock. After all, he'd gone to the Big Easy on business, and wound up basking in pleasure.
Their attraction was in intense, but he knew Spock’s past would keep him from pledging his heart.

[aralias]

80) WHICH CHILD IS MINE? by KAREN ROSE SMITH
Two women in labour…A delivery ward in chaos… A mix-up during a blackout.
For three years, single mother Jenna Stannis had raised her daughter, Dayna, and built a secure and loving home. But her happiness was threatened by Oleg Gan’s claims that their babies had been switched at birth. Jenna would do anything to keep the child she’d lovingly raised, but was Orac the baby she'd given birth to?
The only way Jenna could have both little children was to marry Oleg.
Although he was a mystery to her, she saw the tenderness in his eyes when he looked at her son. (should be daughter) Jenna also saw the passion in his eyes when he looked at her. Could Jenna find the courage to accept everything Oleg offered?

[john_amend_all]

I've fixed the others, but the pronoun in (80) is deliberate: Gan is looking at Orac rather than Dayna.

Also, I added an extra fandom.

44)The Sheikh’s Proposal – Barbara McMahon
Servalan is indebted to a very attractive, elusive prince of the desert and when he demands to be repaid his price is…marriage! Edmund Blackadder wants a trophy wife, but will her rôle also be an intimate one?

[aralias]

aaaah - yes, that makes sense.

unlike blackadder's very silly decision to use servalan as a trophy wife. that would be an amazing episode, though, and i bet she'd fancy him in the end.... before running off with lord flashhart.