The Unconventional Courtship Random Pairing Generator

[john_amend_all]

Announcing: the Unconventional Courtship Random Pairing Generator!

We all know it can be a terrible nuisance to spend hours ploughing through Mills and Boon's website, or even the helpfully-collated list of prompts, muttering "What was she thinking?" or "Is he mad or just plain daft?". Now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you can let your computer take the strain, and have the dream prompt in seconds.

Just click here for prompts into which sophisticated algorithms have automatically substituted the perfect* pairing! Marvel as characters from nine fandoms fall prey to stirring passion and forbidden love!

*: Perfection not guaranteed. Consumption of beverages during prompt generation not recommended. Void() where prohibited by JavaScript.

Do please comment if you've got suggestions for more fandoms, or want to share your favourite generated prompt(s).

69) A FRENCH DOCTOR AT ABBEYFIELDS by LAURA MACDONALD
Mills & Boon Medical Romance
A country affair
When Dr Jo Grant arrives in Abbeyfields she has no intention of leaving her Parisian lifestyle behind. But the welcome she finds from the villagers and their appreciation of her much needed skills, not to mention the growing affection she has for her local GP Dalek Sec and his two adorable young children, creates a bond that she just can’t ignore…
Jo is drawn to life in the charming English village, and torn between it and life in Paris. The question is, can Sec get her to admit that she loves him enough to make her want to stay?

106) A Reputation For Revenge- Jennie Lucas
Playing a very dangerous game... G'Kar's heart pounds in his chest as he approaches the imposing penthouse of formidable Russian Prince Sherlock Holmes. He might have agreed to marry him to save his sister, but the icy glitter in Sherlock's unflinching eyes warns that he's not a man to be played with. The final piece of the puzzle has fallen into place and revenge is at Sherlock's fingertips; the champagne's on ice and his new husband waits in the bedroom - victory has never been sweeter. But G'Kar's purity tests the one thing Sherlock never knew he had - honour.

129) The Harlot- Saskia Walker
It is a Dark Era, one when a lusty lass will do what she must to survive. Even if it means bartering flesh for a palmful of coins. . .
Forced to watch her mother burn at the stake, Donna Noble knows the danger of the gift she inherited - a powerful magic that must stay hidden. Until one night when she's accused of witchcraft and Donna finds herself behind prison walls, awaiting certain death with a roguish priest unlike any man of the cloth she has known. In reality, Gene Hunt is as far from holy as the devil himself, but his promise of freedom in return for her services may be her salvation. Locked into a dubious agreement, Donna resents his plan to have her seduce and ruin his lifelong enemy. But toying with Gene's own lust for her is enjoyable, and she agrees to be his pawn while secretly intending to use him just as he is using her. . . .

126) The Outrageous Belle Marchmain- Lucy Ashford
A MARRIAGE MOST INCONVENIENT!
Agreeing to a fake betrothal should suit both society dressmaker Sapphire and landowner Kristine Kochanski fittingly - clearing Sapphire's debts and keeping Kristine's wife-hunters at bay. Even if blue-blooded Sapphire, with her extravagant clothes and razor-sharp tongue, despises the very air that nouveau riche Kristine breathes! If Kristine wants a wife who's agreeable she has her work cut out. Yet when her demanding mouth caresses Sapphire's for the first time ever she's lost for words. Maybe Kristine's found the one way to tame the only woman who's ever stood up to her and make her say, 'I do...'

Comments

[artemis10002000]

I made a custom list for Rogue One and I'm having so much fun with this generator, thank you for creating it!

I really wish I had preserved that one gem where cowboy Bodhi has to replace his cowboy boots for high heels to charm landowner Mon Mothma. Jyn Erso's virility defies anatomy and has her impregnate all the men.

I'm having way too much fun!