Unconventional Courtship 2022 Sign Up Post
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'Unconventional Courtship' is a panfandom fic fest where you write and post a 1000w+ fic or a complete nice sketch on unlined paper based on a M&B/Harlequin plot. Fics and art will be posted to this community, staggered through June 2022.
This year's mod is
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How to play:
It's as simple as:
1. Sign up! Sign ups close on June 14 and all you need to do is comment on this post with the day you want to post your fic or art. You can tell us which summary/pairing you're going with, but you don't have to. You can also ask us to assign you a summary, if you want. (You don't need a Dreamwidth to play - just comment with OpenID, although you will need to ask us to post your fic on the com. If you are on DW, please follow the community!)
2. Choose a M&B/Harlequin summary (or two etc) - we have hundreds of suggestions here, but there are literally thousands. Our prompt generator may also help (thank you
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3. Replace the names (and pronouns if necessary) with the names (and pronouns) of the pairing of your choice. Any any all fandoms and pairings are welcome in this fest.
You can also replace place names and jobs as long as you keep to the spirit of the prompt. So, if you want to write Kirk/Spock, but you don't want to write a modern day AU, you could replace 'the Sahara desert' with 'a desert planet' and Kirk wouldn't need to be the boss at a law firm, he could be the boss... in the sense that he's the captain.
4. Complete a fic or artwork based on your altered summary. You can take the prompt seriously or use it as an improbable basis for lols.
4.5. Pimp the fest far and wide. I'm hardly going to do this at all, so it's up to you - the players! I've re-uploaded the make-your-own banners and of course you can use ready made ones found over here and here.
Please do pimp where ever you think would be appropriate.
5. Post to this community on your assigned day. If you unable to post on your day there is a amnesty week for those that sign up from July 1 - 7.
You can also post to our AO3 collection if you want!
You can see some examples of Unconventional Courtship fic by looking through the collection, or earlier in the comm.
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Any questions? Leave a comment or PM me. If your question is urgent it's better to PM or leave a comment.
Rules:
1. All fics must be over 1,000 words long. All art must be a nice finished sketch at least 500x500 pixels wide.
2. You must use a modified Mills & Boon and/or Harlequin summary.
3. You don't have to use a beta, but it is strongly advised.
4. Please use the following header (or similar - the AO3 share function is fine) when you post to the community:
5. Please post on your assigned day. If you can't for whatever reason, please let me know either by PM or comment on this post.
6. You can use this fic/art for another challenge i.e.
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7. You can sign up for any day you like, but if it is possible for you to sign up for a day that nobody else is interested in then that'd be best of all.
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If you have questions, feel free to ask! And/or consult the FAQs.
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Date: 2022-04-01 02:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2022-04-01 03:00 pm (UTC)Great to hear you've been looking forward to UC:D
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Date: 2022-04-01 03:26 pm (UTC)The pairing is John Sheppard/Rodney McKay.
I'm going with an altered version of :441) Glitter And Gunfire by Cynthia Eden
The Mountie Rodney McKay (on loan to the U.S) has orders to to keep John Sheppard alive. So who sent six armed men storming into the Rio ballroom to take him out? The gorgeous party boy wasn't giving it up. Now he had a more urgent mission: uncover Sheppard's secrets.
John didn't need the Mountie to play hero and blow his cover. Using himself as bait was the first step in bringing a killer to justice. How could he do that with McKay shadowing his every move...and awakening feelings that tempted him to put his life - and heart - on the line?
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Date: 2022-04-02 02:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2022-04-01 03:46 pm (UTC)I'll be doing Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, with a general riff on the following summary:
The Vampire Hunter, Lisa Childs
Hunter Danny Williams would do anything to lure vampire Steve McGarrett into his trap—even use his sister, Mary, against him. It was only fitting since he believed Steve killed his brother.
But when he finally caught up with him, Steve was not the cold-hearted creature he expected. He was beautiful, warm. . . and lonely. Danny couldn't resist the urge to protect him—and the desire to make love to him. But a member of the Secret Vampire Society had killed Danny's brother—a vampire who also wanted Steve himself.
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Date: 2022-04-01 04:51 pm (UTC)I'm going to be writing Spooks with this slightly nonsensical (or at least full of plot holes) summary:
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Date: 2022-04-01 07:14 pm (UTC)295) Lord Havelock's List - Annie Burrows
Be careful what you wish for...
Lord Havelock is in need of a wife. But with no time for a society wedding and no stomach for girlish fripperies his options are limited. So, with help from his friends, he draws up a list of qualities he does desire in a wife…
When orphaned Mary Carpenter discovers her handsome new husband’s list she’s hurt – and incensed. If he thinks she’ll sit meekly by, be ‘compliant’ and ‘a mouse’, he’s got another think coming! Is it perhaps time for Mary to make a list of her own, and change the rules of their relationship for ever… ?
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Date: 2022-04-02 02:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2022-04-01 07:40 pm (UTC)June 25, please!
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Date: 2022-04-01 07:57 pm (UTC)Can I have June 21st please.
so glad you're back :)
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Date: 2022-04-02 03:59 am (UTC)29)EXECUTIVE BODYGUARD
by DEBRA WEBB
Silhouette Intrigue
The stranger with his husband’s face...
Lex Luthor, the first openly gay man elected president, knew his first term wouldn’t be easy.Then, months into office, his husband tragically died in a plane crash-and Lex began receiving bone-chilling phone calls... Now, suddenly, Clark Kent has returned. And when the threats on Lex’s life began, like an executive bodyguard, Clark erformed feats of superhuman skill to protect him. And as the danger escalated around them, it seemed less daunting than facing the feelings provoked by the tender touch of the stranger with his husband’s face
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Date: 2022-04-02 02:53 pm (UTC)The superhuman skills bit should be easy, lol. Have fun going back to the noughties:)
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Date: 2022-04-02 03:49 pm (UTC)264) Mistress in a Bind - Susanna Carr
The erotic adventures of career mistress Amaris Martin continue in this deliciously naughty newest chapter in The Mistress Diaries.
Introducing her to bondage at an ultra-exclusive Seattle sex club, Amaris's benefactor Leon blindfolds and binds Amaris in a private bondage dungeon. Amaris is mystified by the change in Leon's lovemaking in the bondage scenario--less assertive and demanding than she's used to. But she's even more mystified when Leon apparently vanishes leaving her tied up, with no explanation.
When she discovers Leon's been knocked out and it was someone else who had his way with her, Amaris sets out to find the culprit, and is prepared to do whatever and whoever she has to in order to get to the bottom of the mystery.
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Date: 2022-04-03 03:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2022-04-02 04:17 pm (UTC)I want to do the pairing Andy/Quynh from The Old Guard, and the altered summary for Yours in Black Lace by Mia Zachary.
PI Andromache Scythian just received the latest sexy note from her hot, anonymous admirer.
Signed only as “Yours in Black Lace,” the letters are becoming more illicit with every blazing word. Getting the cards at work suggests they’re from someone in the office, but she can’t be sure, and the not knowing is driving Andromache crazy. When her admirer is discovered, she knows better than to mix business with pleasure, but the words are irresistible. And so is Quýnh…
Ngô Thanh Quýnh. Investigator, siren, letter writer. Andromache knows she should keep a professional distance, but the words Quýnh wrote are unforgettable. And now that Quýnh’s in jeopardy, she isn’t just a colleague anymore, she’s also a client. Andromache takes her to an exclusive hideaway, and she can’t fight the attraction any longer when Quýnh hands her a new card. How can they possibly think about avoiding danger with far more pleasurable pastimes to distract them?
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Date: 2022-04-03 11:18 pm (UTC)Not sure what summary I'm going to use yet though.
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Date: 2022-04-04 12:32 am (UTC)There was something about the new IT guy that rubbed Lan Wangji the wrong way, but he couldn’t take his eyes off him. He told himself Wei Wuxian had to be the source of the company’s security leak, and that he was observing him to get the goods on him. But gazing at his hard, sexy body all day was getting him seriously hot and bothered.
Then an after hours confrontation gave way to breathtaking seduction. But when Lan Zhan discovered Wei Ying was not what he seemed, his searing desire turned to humiliation, then fury. Wei Ying had been obsessed with the strait-laced beauty from the first, and was eager for more of what they’d shared. But getting him to listen to his explanation and give him another chance was going to require seduction on a whole other level.
ETA: Hypothetically... if we wrote two fics, would it be okay to post them both on the single day we signed up for? Or would you prefer we post multiple works (hypothetically!) on different days?
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Date: 2022-04-04 02:05 pm (UTC)It's fine to post two fics on one day. I would prefer it if posting was spread out across different days, but if that's not possible I'd rather have two fics than none!
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Date: 2022-04-11 09:27 pm (UTC)"It's your body that I want to draw, not your clothes."
Well, that's what he was afraid of! Hardworking fashion designer-turned-photographer James Lacey finds his reputation in tatters when a theatrical showing he created gets bungled. He'll do anything to restore his good name—even beg seriously sexy artist Charles Fraith to give him the chance to use his ancestral home as a backdrop for his comeback shoot. Only, he drives a hard bargain: James must pose naked, for his eyes only…!
He's asking James to take him on trust. But he's learned the hard way not to trust men—particularly those he's working with…and let alone men he's taking his clothes off for!
Charles' next outrageous statement? "I will, too—if it will make it easier for you…"
HEEE! :D
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